Of course I like
Star Trek. I was only three when it first aired, so I didn't see it until it was in syndication and I was nearly ten; but from early on I was a genuine fan. I knew all the episodes. I built models of the ships. I read (and still possess) the paperback adaptations by James Blish. I even bought fold-out technical plans of the Enterprise.
I was never a Trekkie, however; never deep in the lore.
My first and truest passion was for
Space: 1999. But even when I was twelve I recognized how dumb that show could be. Then I loved
Star Wars. What nerd could do otherwise! But I was never drawn into its universe — and by the time of
Empire I really didn't care.
Space: 1999 is that first crush you never disavow, much as it embarrasses you;
Star Wars is that heady fling that quickly leaves you cold.
And
Star Trek is that steady friend you eventually disregard. Back in the day I even looked forward to watching
Voyager; only with
Enterprise did my interest fade.
In recent years I have tried to re-watch the various
Star Trek series. I am surprised by how much I don't care for
TNG and
DS9, even if I target the "best" episodes. I tried to finally finish that Xindi arc in
Enterprise — and sputtered out again. I'm not even inclined to bother with
Voyager.
The Original Series, on the other hand...
During an evisceration of the latest atrocity from
Star Trek: Discovery, the eviscerating YouTuber made a passionate contrast to the
TOS episode
Journey to Babel. I hadn't seen that episode in eons, so I went to Netflix and watched it.
I enjoyed it.
And it's not one I've seen very often. I was reminded of my sporadic desire to binge
TOS, to just start at the start and watch them all. Since
TOS became streamable I've watched some of my favorites — like
Errand of Mercy;
Mirror, Mirror; and
A Taste of Armageddon — but I guess I was put off by slogging through the likes of
The Way to Eden.
But seeing
Journey to Babel suggested I might find more good than bad among the less-remembered episodes; and rather than bias my choices I might just go for the binge.
Immediately, however, on surveying the first episodes of season one, I was not enticed.
The Cage, maybe, although I prefer that embedded in
The Menagerie; and sure,
Where No Man Has Gone Before; but
The Man Trap,
Charlie X, The Naked Time... I dunno. It already felt like a slog.
Then something occurred to me:
Is this the proper order of the episodes? Something felt imbalanced, like the dregs were above the froth. I might not be a Trekkie but my gut was saying:
This isn't right. So I went to the handy-dandy internet to investigate the proper ordering of
TOS episodes.
I soon found a list that went not by original airdate but by
stardate. And dang if that order isn't
better. I suppose some deep part of me recognizes the correctness of this order; a sounder narrative flow, such as there was. Stardate, it seems, is a better indication of an episode's
time of production. Or maybe this order just seems balanced better between the surely good and the surely bad. Anyhow, I like it.
I'll let you know how the bingeing goes.
STAR TREK TOS SEASON 1 |
× AIRDATE | ✔ STARDATE |
1 | the cage | 1 | the cage |
2 | the man trap | 4 | where no man has gone before |
3 | charlie x | 7 | mudd's women |
4 | where no man has gone before | 11 | the corbomite maneuver |
5 | the naked time | 2 | the man trap |
6 | the enemy within | 3 | charlie x |
7 | mudd's women | 6 | the enemy within |
8 | what are little girls made of? | 5 | the naked time |
9 | miri | 14 | balance of terror |
10 | dagger of the mind | 17 | the squire of gothos |
11 | the corbomite maneuver | 8 | what are little girls made of? |
12 | the menagerie 1 & 2 | 9 | miri |
13 | the conscience of the king | 10 | dagger of the mind |
14 | balance of terror | 13 | the conscience of the king |
15 | shore leave | 16 | the galileo seven |
16 | the galileo seven | 20 | court martial |
17 | the squire of gothos | 12 | the menagerie 1 & 2 |
18 | arena | 15 | shore leave |
19 | tomorrow is yesterday | 18 | arena |
20 | court martial | 27 | the alternative factor |
21 | the return of the archons | 19 | tomorrow is yesterday |
22 | space seed | 22 | space seed |
23 | a taste of armageddon | 21 | the return of the archons |
24 | this side of paradise | 23 | a taste of armageddon |
25 | the devil in the dark | 25 | the devil in the dark |
26 | errand of mercy | 26 | errand of mercy |
27 | the alternative factor | 28 | the city on the edge of forever |
28 | the city on the edge of forever | 29 | operation: annihilate! |
29 | operation: annihilate! | 24 | this side of paradise |